
Here are some momroabel Jack Quotes:
On Italians:
"The Italians have a saying, Lemon: 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' And, although they've never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct." (From "Blind Date")
On voting with your conscience:
Kenneth Parcell: "Oh, uh, no, sir. I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!"
Jack: "That's Republican. We count those." (From "Subway Hero")
On what your portfolio says about you:
Jack: "Where do you invest your money, Lemon?"
Liz: "I've got like twelve grand in checking."
Jack: "Are you an immigrant?" (From "Rosemary's Baby")
And the most famous one:
Lemon: "Why are you wearing a tux?"
Jack: "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?" (From "Tracy Does Conan")
Oh Jacky boy has some words of wisdoms that's for sure!
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